fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016

drowning in fingernails

the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you

Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"

Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"

by LIsquared January 29, 2010

Fingerlings

An under-appreciated piece of writing or art

Gabriella Morena's poems are true fingerlings.

by DetailedLies August 6, 2014

fingerling

When a girl fingers herself while simultaneously fangirling. This phenomenon most commonly occurs while reading smut and other forms of dirty fan fiction.

Directioner: "I was totally fingerling while reading After, the Harry Styles version of 50 Shades of Grey."

by OkeyDokeyThen October 23, 2014

FINGERDID

although sounding sexual it really meens no.

dude1: are you going to school tomorow?
dude2: FINGERDID! I'm skipping.

by Shadow A Myers March 3, 2005

faggeronie

A word used to describe a food a faggot you know eats.

Yo yu see dat fagg ass nigga over der eeding dat faggeronie

by Faggasssexindebummmm May 10, 2018

fingerlin

When you put some seamin(cum) on your finger and thrust it up your own bum and eat it.

ripsnout was a little boy and had no idea what the lord of the penis who tell him so he unleashed the penis and saw his father do the fingerlin.

by Lorince July 8, 2006