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bitch filter

The act of being one's filter for bitch-ness: taking the blunt of all of a person's (although not refrained to, see bitch) bitchy personality or "venting" so that they can become a normal person for someone they do not wish to be a bitch to.
I'm sick of being your goddamned bitch filter Jordan, you only do this so that you feel better about yourself for not being an enormous bitch to your actual boyfriend.
by Eric The Great Red July 6, 2010
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Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.
She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.
by Hannigramn January 2, 2017
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Filterhead

That filterhead gave me a 2% tip.
by Sean Conner November 5, 2003
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Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.
"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"
by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009
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Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.
"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"
by emx1 November 11, 2011
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filcher

The act of having anal sex and then extracting the semen with a drinking straw
"Man she gave me a filcher last nite"
by Ashly and Maddie September 14, 2004
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bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.
Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.
by pur1337 October 8, 2003
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