Flex Boy

A skinny boy who works out constantly but doesn't get results, so he begins to flex 24/7 in order to appear buff and muscular. Flex Boys usually think they are very handsome and have a tendency to look at themselves in the mirror whenever they have the chance. Never become a flex boy, try to get results through working hard instead.

- "Oh my god, why is Cristobal flexing all the time?"
- " He must be a Flex Boy."

by fermontenegro16 April 2, 2015

B-Flex

a guy who is a complete asshole thinks he's tough shit and hails from the pussy ass rich kid town of Mt.Laurel. likes to fuck girls who have boyfriends then proceeds to stalk them for about a year...also a synonym for fagot

hey did you see b-flex today what a total cunt rag.he thinks hes hott shit even Christopher Reeves' dead corpse is sexier than him

by Johnny muthafuckin Germ October 14, 2008

Uncle Flex

Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.

The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.

"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."

"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"

"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"

by Tyre Iron Phil March 22, 2009

Forensic Files and Fuck

When she into some real creepy shit and you tryna set the mood. The ultimate spin off of Netflix and Chill.

After the Slipknot concert I'm going to take her home for some "Forensic Files and Fuck."

by CluffStuffOnly March 1, 2016

Not a flex

To be used when somebody says something that is just embarrassing, yet they don’t seem to realize it.

“I haven’t taken a shower in two weeks” - random
“That is not a flex” - person with common sense

by KGBillionaratio January 4, 2021

Filet'o Fish

A sandwich sold at McDonalds, which causes otherwise dead fish to rap about Fish Rights.

"Give me back that Filet'o Fish; give me that fish!"

by That Depends; Who Are You? April 7, 2009

weird flex but ok

when somethig someone does may seem quite off or weird but ur just to lazy to give a fuck

friend 1) *eats a whole pig at school*

friend 2) “weird flex but ok”

by whipnaenae_ November 2, 2018