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jake from state farm

What you say when someone asks "Who are you?"
Person 1: I think you have the wrong number, who is this?

Person 2: Jake from State Farm.
by Chrome5747 December 6, 2013
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Raisin Farm

A place where raisin people are held up all day. More commonly known as an old folks home.
Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two hotties, how do I get to your house again?

Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.
by DunkMonkey January 14, 2008
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animal farm

Quite possibly the best political satire ever written. This, of course, comes from the genius that is George orwell who has also written the master.piece 1984
Basically, this is the russian revolution but with farm animals.
everythings in it; Stalin (Napoleon in the book) Propaganda (Squealer), Trotsky (Snowball) as well as a number of other people and groups of people who are represented by animals, humans and objects.
The symbolism in this book is great. If your know a minimal amount about Russia in those days, then you'll love how this book makes it easy to understand.
In fact, this book is so good that its still on the top 50 list for top sellers. Also, it is a good read for children as well as intelligent adults.

Now, go read it! Its about a 100 pages so it won't take up all your time.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
by mrpopenfresh April 23, 2004
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content farm

Jarvis Johnson: Troom Troom is a content farm.
His audience: Agreed, agreed.
by briarsgarden July 14, 2020
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antique farm equipment

a somewhat obscure racial slur used against black folk- the inference being that they were used for farm work a good while ago and so would be "antique".
Larry shook his head, "Now ah say this was a good neighborhood but now its being overrun by these dang pieces of antique farm equipment..."
by maks May 20, 2004
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outdated farm equipment

Markett: Dayyyum (damn) this rap music be hardcore.

John: Quiet, you piece of outdated farm equipment.

Markett: What the @#!~ you just say?
by FuzZo July 17, 2006
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Turd Farm

Billy Bob: "Jimmy, that was some fine ass crank you've picked up for us. Where did you get this? It feels like my heart is going to explode!"

Jimmy Dean: "I picked it up at the Turd Farm that Old Man Higgins oversees. Turdlet number 36 to be exact, you know...Ray Ray's old turdlet."

Billy Bob: "Yes I reckon' I know a couple of people at that particular farm."

Jimmy Dean: Yep, right off of Pike Street. And yes Billy, this is the finest shit you will ever see. Say, now enough about Turd Farms. Quit hogging all the fun!"
by DiamondDPatrick December 11, 2008
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