false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Falsettist

An adult male singer with a voice that broke at puberty, as it should have done, who uses a singing-technique called "Falsetto"- (or False voice, to the non-singer), employing a very high, light, sweet-sounding, breathy quality, in order to sound like a woman, when he sings. Most such singers' Falsetto ranges are normally pretty much equivalent to a female Mezzo-soprano- (the middle female vocal-range), with regards to tessitura- (overall range), and timbre- (vocal sound-quality.) Not to be confused with the Countertenor, who's able to sing in the exact same vocal-range naturally, without having to put it on!

Well-known Falsettists include Phil Bailey from the Seventies band, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Barry Gibb from The Beegees.

by Joe_Schmuck February 1, 2017

False God Moment

When you read a word or phrase incorrectly due to a too-quick glance, a trick of the eye, or some other misunderstanding.

1. Q: Why does that billboard say "Florida: False God!"??
A: It says "Florida: Feels Good!". Wow, what a great False God Moment.

2. "I just had a False God Moment -- I thought that e-mail said 'Raging Bluths' but it really said 'raging bulls.' "

by Question Marx January 21, 2020

false pull out

When you pretend to pull out, but secretly keep it inside her.

What?! How did you get me pregananant?! Dont tell me you did a false pull out!

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

falsterbo

The place where all the cool people from stockholm is. The place where all the people from Torekov wan’t to be, but can’t.

Daaaaaam, do you have a place in falsterbo? Can I stay at your place?

by Falsterboit! July 15, 2021

Faleel

Faleel is that guy. When you imagine the perfect man for u, Faleel is visualized in your head. He is athletic, handsome and great to be around. Everyone needs a faleel in their life.

Bro who got you smiling like that? Faleel 😩

by SIUUUU November 7, 2021

False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012