FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.
by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011
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Get the cumfilled flabbergaster mug.When you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.
He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...
by Eqo May 7, 2009
Get the Flabbergasm mug.One of the massively many attendants to the first 10 or so editions of the Benicàssim International Festival for independent -indie- music (FIB: Festival Internacional de Benicàssim) at the esat coast of Spain by the Mediterranean sea. It does not imply being a lier or a bastard, as some other definitios of this word suggest, but it conveys a sense of melomany and rave to a certain extent. There was a free paper magazine being edited by the organizers in english and spanish that regularly addressed every spectator as a fibber,
Many fibbers later became specimens of other urban tribes, such as grunges, clubbers, moderns or hipsters. The FIB has now evolved, changing location, camping facilities and artist selection policies, but it is still massive.
Many fibbers later became specimens of other urban tribes, such as grunges, clubbers, moderns or hipsters. The FIB has now evolved, changing location, camping facilities and artist selection policies, but it is still massive.
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