third floor

A place where engineers and corporate busy bodies run around trying to meet deadlines that never lead to anything more than a lot of tasking that get passed to those in the basement only to be round filed later.

What happened to that report you did last week?

I sent it to the Third Floor, never to be heard from again.

by Sherardo July 1, 2005

floories

The more appropriate term for the date-rape drug roofie, since victims are more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

girl 1: i don't remember a thing last night, i think someone slipped me roofies!
girl 2: you know it's more politically correct to be "floories."
girl 1: i don't care! i might have been raped!
guy: oh shut up. you did not get flooried; you got drunk at the bars and you took me back to your place, you drunk bitch.
girl 1: oh.

by tbombz November 14, 2009

Felorin

Also known as Dr. Cat. A programmer that worked on various Ultima games as well as one of the founders of Furcadia.

Felorin is just this cat you know.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Blood on the Dance Floor.

Worst band ever.

That is all.

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.

by G-Thing 1 February 27, 2011