Flex out

To masturbate and climax causing you to "flex out" and fall asleep also know as sleep skeet

I couldn't sleep last night so I flex out and fall asleep

by Romo789 September 24, 2015

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

Flex rex

When a guy flexes his dick to make it bigger.

yo did you hear about Dave pulling a flex Rex

by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016

Flex emoji

Using the 'flex emoji' as the word strong.
Bonus: The danish word for spicy is also the word for strong the emoji can therefore describe the spiciness of food!

The current is very (flex emoji), watch out!
I would like a (flex emoji) bowl of curry.
What a (flex emoji) cup of coffee!

by Dankmark February 20, 2017