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Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.
What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt
by H2thaD May 21, 2009
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Five nights at froakies 2

A kid that copied the name of the popular youtuber "five nights at froakies".
He always tries to cover up evidence and says it never happened. He also thinks swearing makes you cool, bullying people is okay, can't take criticism, and is the most toxic kid on youtube.
Person 1: did you see the video of five nights at froakies 2 bullying a kid
Person 2: yeah I told him what he did wasn't nice
Person 1: what happened after that?
Person 2: he blocked me and reported me for bullying
by simrext February 26, 2019
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Five Nights at FortCraft

Noun
a game that will make even Ali-A wanna kill himself
Verb
When you just wanna die
Person A: you wanna play Five Nights at FortCraft?!!?!1
Person B: i'd rather commit Five Nights at FortCraft
by DeadlyHunter March 23, 2020
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five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most
Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!
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five string king

If you ever have the pleasure of seeing Keith Richards use his five sting, then you better be on your favourite drug, because then you can finaly say you are experienced.
Any tour or LP you can find him on he will prove to be the worlds greatest five string king.
by 21st century prophet August 21, 2006
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five finger discount

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
by Element March 23, 2003
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five percent

A doctrine which emerged in 1960s as an offshoot of the Nation of Islam. The belief is that mankind began about one million years ago in the Mideast (Black people are today refered to as "Asiatic Black Man.") The doctrine holds that 85% of the people are presumed to be chumps, spending their life deluded and ripped off. 10% do the ripping off, are in the scams of entertainment, sports, politics, religion, business, etc., and live as fat cats but in sin. Only 5% have the knowledge and moral standing to be the world’s teachers. Non-black people are not excluded from the ranks of the potential righteous and the doctrine holds that one's works and life are more important than skin color.

The doctrine has lately undergone a vigorous ressurgence thanks in large part to hip-hop artists, particularly Busta Rhymes, Wu-Tang, Rakim and Big Daddy Kane. The movement now refers to itself as the “Nation of Gods and Earths.”

Despite trappings, the movement has only the most tenuous links to Islam. Most importantly, adherrants believe in several gods, that the words of prophets have been distorted beyond recognition and that the Five Percent are in themselves, Gods or at least the Gods' agents.
"I wanna big up Five Percent Nation Of Islam, Yeah!"

-- Busta Rhymes, from "New York Shit"
by Bill Peters October 8, 2006
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