straddling the fence

an expression used to describe the state someone is in mentally before they die or how intoxicated they are.

damn look at grandma, she must be straddling the fence between life and death right now.

yeah she's really old.

we got so messed up last night John was straddling the fence between consciousness and unconsciousness.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock

"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."

by monicaC June 7, 2007

Painting the fence

When a male uses the tip of his penis like a paint brush the length of a womans vagina during or before intercourse

Before I stuck it in I was painting the fence to drive her nuts

by MRRJR March 21, 2010

Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T December 8, 2007

Petting the fence

During Wii Sports tennis you stand at the fenceline and swing rapidly.

Kylie, quit petting the fence and hit a ball.

by omg zombie tits December 25, 2008

electric fence

Outdoor urinal

"Do you wanna go on that there electric fence?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003