turnip face

(Noun). When you get severe sunburn on your face that is really dark and makes you look like a turnip.

Joe had turnip face after the football game on Saturday.

by the katkoko October 10, 2009

Keyboard Face

Keyboard face is the result of falling asleep with one's face on a keyboard. The face will have an imprint from the keys of the keyboard.

John passed out after his late-night gaming session. When he awoke, he found that he has a sever case of Keyboard Face.

by Global Smack January 9, 2011

Badger Face

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.

Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'

by JoeM820 October 1, 2012

ecstasy face

The face you make when you're about to cum.

His ecstasy face let me know that he has already came.

by tupacabra January 2, 2014

funky face

when you are receiving the sloppiest top you have ever received

yah you already know that Martha bouta give me that funky face

by chocolate brownie April 6, 2021

Grow a face

Spur of the moment insult, used to confuse and completely throw off your would be assailant.

Kuro: "Fuck you man."
Krasek: "Fuck you too!"
Kuro: "Get a life!"
Krasek: "Grow a face!!"
Kuro: "....WTF?"

by Krasek January 11, 2009

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021