cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

John Egbert

A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.

Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.

by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017

Elbert Caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

Dude, stop being such an Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 19, 2003

embarrassment

A collective noun referring to a group of Pokemon Goers.

There is an embarrassment in the park across the street searching for a Pikachu.

by QuercusQQuercus July 11, 2016

Elber

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by 4848eie9wowkkw November 26, 2019

EmbarASSed

when you are taking a poop in a public place and someone walks in and you dont want them to hear you in the stall taking a loud poop so you clinch your butt to be quiet

i was in the bathroom at micky d's the other day with mud butt and some guy came in the room i was really EmbarASSed

by Black-Hamlet August 31, 2010

Embarrassed

Me. I’m a clown.

I just sent a humiliating snap to 25 people and I’m so embarrassed

by your local clown- TikTok celeb February 5, 2020