Ebenezer screwed

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

by Irasal December 27, 2014

premature ebakulation

Medical condition that fans of University of Miami football suffer from each year, when they believe the team is "bak" to their 2001 form.

Premaure ebakulations lasting longer than 6 weeks will result in a mid-season Nolegasm at the hands of FSU.

Fan of da U: We bak! We got swag and U dna!
Every other ACC fan: You're suffering from premature ebakulation. I'll prescribe you one dose of reality.

by cccccchris January 2, 2014

ebusy

Electronic busy most commonly referred to as Ebusy refers to the growing trend in electronic responsibilies at work. As more and more people find themselves spending a majority of their work time focused on tasks such as email, e-tail and e-commerce, the descriptor of ebusy seems appropriate to describe their growing work load.

Origins of the word stem from the accidental mispelling of the word "busy" by a member of a large internet discussion group. The group, known as "The MoF," on the bulletin board Scubaboard.com popularized the word and brought it into everyday usage.

I've had an ebusy day at work preparing for our online presentation.

by C.Diver February 19, 2009

ebaum

FAG: eric bauman is a stealing fag who has sechs with his mommy.

oh man that gay guy from queereye sure is a flamen ebaum

hay that homosexual who is having anal intercourse sure is an ebaum

by RANTish December 28, 2005

Ebanks

1. A broke ass sexual chocolate

2. To have an abnormally large physique, usually resulting in a lack of knowledge.

3. Hood rat ass mothafucker, usually descending from miami

4. Wesley Snipes black aka DARKNESS

Nigga check out this Ebanks lookin mothafucker

by Tw2battle February 14, 2008

Ebola Virus

A Fucking nasty virus with no cure that liquifies your internal organs and makes blood come out of your: eyes, nose, ears, mouth, penis/vagina, anus.

That poor kid has ebola, I dont wanna be around when he dies it will be nasty.

by Kierz September 4, 2005

Ebube

Ebube is such a loving name for beautiful or handsome people.They are usually brave,smart,loving,passionate people.They care about others and feel for people.they are quite,shy, cool and neat people.If you have a friend,girlfriend or boyfriend like them then you are so lucky.they are also funny and kind people

She is so pretty
Oh that is ebube

by love9990 January 7, 2020