Joe durtee

When a man performs fellatio on a homeless man that hasn’t showered in months then he takes the load in his mouth and uses a big gulp straw to blow it in the homeless mans ass and gets cum farted all over his face

Hey bro did you just joe durtee that bum behind the circle k?

by Hatchet harry February 23, 2022

Track-Dusted

When someone walks into a room or sends a voice memo singing a specific song or tune. When the song gets stuck in your head, that person has track-dusted you. Similar to when someone farts and crop dusts you, but instead they do this with music.

Oh, man! Robert got me, he track-dusted me with "What's Love Got to Do With It" by Tina Turner. It has been stuck in my head all day.

by The Fixes October 3, 2023

epitome of dusted

Jake Arnott Noble

bro is the epitome of dusted

by brosdusted September 19, 2023

dusted up

To be high on angel dust.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so dusted up

by thisismyurbandictionaryusernam October 3, 2008

phillipino duster

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.

We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.

by Matandy January 27, 2010

dusted

1. To have bashed or beaten someone. To get hurt badly.
2. Means the same as being busted.

1. "He waz being smart, so I stepped up and dusted him."
"I tried a kickflip nosegrind on the handrail and got dusted hardcore."
2. "My wife dusted me when I got caught sleeping with her sister."
"The cops dusted me for being high while driving."

by Diego September 2, 2003

dusted

1. To have been killed; murdered; finished. From ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

2. Archaic. To be high on PCP, commonly known as angel dust.

3. After a robbery, when the police have supposedly thoroughly investigated the crime scene, including dusting for fingerprints.

1. He wouldn't pay JJ, so JJ dusted him.
No more beer! The keg's dusted.

2. The dude was so dusted, he thought he could fly, broke his back when he jumped out of that tree.

3. The police just left, they dusted for prints.

by Dakota Bill G March 10, 2005