Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.

Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016

letting it dry

The art of ejaculating until orgasm then letting the semen dry on your cock

Hey girl ima fan of letting it dry.

by 3000biaches July 5, 2017

Dry Mop

When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.

Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016

dry out

the 4th geometry dash level. introduced gravity portals and tortured many

adult: what you playing Jimmy?
jimmy: dry out from geometry dash!!!!
adult: shut up jimmy

by asdfasdf3838383 October 8, 2021

dry stalking

To "indirectly"cruise the Facebook or MySpace profile pics of a person with whom you may have had intimate relations, or an old bully from elementary school. It can be virtually anyone from your past that you don't really want to talk to, but you may want to see what they look like now.

A form of indirect virtual stalking.

"I was dry stalking Tina's Facebook pics, I heard she looks like shit now, but I didn't want to friend request her, it's not that serious!"

by DieDieElle December 30, 2011

Dry Daniel

n. 1. Same as a Wet Willy, but not wet.

I wanted to give Jim a Wet Willy, but because we were stranded in the desert I was parched and had to settle for a Dry Daniel.

by mattyku July 1, 2011

Dry snitching

The unintentional or intentional act of incriminating someone without it seeming like you are trying to incriminate them.

*Intentional*
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!

*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that

by Yabba doe April 3, 2021