dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.

Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008

dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.

Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!

by Gayaka June 7, 2009

Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.

My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.

by zac archer January 22, 2009

blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.

After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.

by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003

Dooksnort

A person that has to take a giant crap, or that is in the process of taking a giant crap

Justin is in the bathroom taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011

dookit

Scots word, Alcove or cupboard without doors.

The mugs are in the Dookit.

by Kittt January 11, 2008

Dooksnort

Taking a massive dump that clogs the toilet

Do you have a plunger I just dropped a Dooksnort

Justin is taking a Dooksnort

by Briefcase Joe January 13, 2011