douche

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009

Douchebag

A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.

this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag

by That's Him Officer June 30, 2010

Douchebaggery

Behavior associated with douche bags.

There was much douchebaggery afoot at John's party last night.

by quadeddie March 27, 2008

douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery

Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.

by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004

Truck Douche

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

by Huevon June 19, 2010

va-douche

The sound a drunk, mentally challenged 45 year old makes when they are throwing punches in the air. Va-Douche can also be used as a noun, or an adjective

"Glen, stop punching the air, you are such a Va-Douche!"

by blablablabla_bla May 14, 2010

Digga Douche

1. The phoneticizing of a drum fill in awesome songs. Specifically a drum fill that include the rack toms, the floor tom, the bass drum, and the crash cymbal.

2. An exclamation to yell at your desk when sitting in the cubicle during the data entry. More suited for full time employees than the temps.

1. "We Don't Need Another Hero. Digga Douche! We Don't Need to Know the Way Home. Digga Douche! All We Want is Life Beyond the Thunderdome."

2. Import, export, faxes, low pay, boring, boring, boring, DIGGA DOUCHE!

by Roadside Jesus February 25, 2008