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Diviya

Damn you wished you looked like Diviya.
by Diviyastalker April 18, 2010
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Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)
I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/
by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014
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poo parlor division

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual January 28, 2006
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Shaun Diviney

Shaun Donald Patrick Diviney was born on the 26th of July, 1989 and lives in Budgewoi, NSW, Australia.
He's the lead singer and guitarist in Australian pop/rock band Short Stack.
Shaun, Andy Clemmensen (bass and backing vocals) and Bradie Webb (drums and keys) formed their band when they were in high school, and have released their 1st album Stack Is The New Black, which contains 14 songs written by Shaun.
He can also play piano and enjoys wearing suits.
Person 1: Who's your favourite guy in Short Stack?
Person 2: Definitely Shaun Diviney! He's so talented and funny!
Person 1: I know right!
by xAxxSxxHx August 1, 2010
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Scuba Diving

The Act of a man placing one testicle over each nostril of a girl. Then after each testicle is securely in place, placing their cock firmly in her mouth. thus completing the scuba dive.
Kevin "I heard Lindsay died in a scuba diving accident yesterday"
Scott "yeah she suffocated"
Kevin "Suffocated? Don't you mean drowned"
Scott "No..."
by Aztec Scuba Diving Team December 21, 2008
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joy division

1. A great band.
2. What the nazis called female prisoners who were kept alive to be prostitutes for the german army.
Love will tear us apart, again
by Rozanna May 14, 2005
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Dividing by 0

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.
He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe
by kevkingkong June 19, 2010
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