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diplomacy

Vague threats balanced by obscure promises and photo-ops.
"We, uh, didn't know that bomb would do that. Sorry. Don't piss us off again, and we won't have to bother with this diplomacy bullshit."
by Schlichtinator July 17, 2006
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trump diplomacy

The art of negotiating on behalf of your country with representatives from other countries in a indelicate and effective way.
The President of the United States used his trump diplomacy skills to get the President of Mexico to agree to pay for the border wall.
by Curriemrusmc February 1, 2017
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crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.
Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.
by team mastadon January 10, 2005
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Discombebopulate

The unconscious act of turning down your car radio or stereo system while driving, to facilitate the process of locating an unknown or unfamiliar address.
I had to discombebopulate so I could constipate on where I was going.
by V.E. Reyes July 23, 2006
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diplomalessness

the state of being without a diploma or other equivalent certificate, i.e. a GED
"John was looking for a job but his state of diplomalessness prevented him from even getting an interview."
by Comp. Sci. November 17, 2009
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discombombulated

As blown up by a bomb and not dead as you can possibly look.
Ace Rothstein seemed discombombulated after surviving his car being bombed
by Broke Prophet December 30, 2021
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Discombobulagina

Someone who's vagina has been pounded and used so much that it is no longer of use.
Loren: "I'm a virgin!"
Me: "No bitch! You have a discombobulagina"
by Maisonvajussy April 26, 2022
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