digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.

I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.

by [e-mail] September 25, 2008

Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

digital shoulder

a kind of camera; an expression referring high-tech

Be careful what you surf on the internet; you might get fired if your boss decides to take a look over your digital shoulder.

by Lori. November 20, 2010

Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

daght

Stupid, the act of being stupid. Pervert

Your such a daght. Quit being daghty!

by Mr. Daughty October 31, 2011

Digital Jet-Lag

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.

Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

by Damonator May 6, 2012

Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.

"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"

by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013