two different people

A phrase describing two individuals who have very little to nothing in common, in terms of personalities, interests, opinions and/or beliefs. A softer way to say that two people are generally uncomfortable in each other's presence and because of the resulting tensions are unlikely ever to get along or even be able to stand one another.

Dave doesn't talk to his father anymore. They're just two different people who never saw eye-to-eye on anything.

by D.S. Credito May 6, 2015

diffulcated

When you have a problem that is difficult and complicated at the same time.

Cooking dinner while talking on the phone is diffulcated!

by Katelyneze May 30, 2014

diffuse

If something is diffuse, it is very spread out or scattered.

Her memories of her past were scarce and diffuse, as she could only remember specific things.

by TheRedEyedReaper April 25, 2016

diffledorf

a person who is so intelligent, but randomly forgets the most obvious questions or answers. defined as forgetting something in the moment to be goofy, but most of the time this person just starts to be annoying.

David is acting like a diffledorf today

by dowhatyourheartwants November 27, 2019

Diff Yo

Means “What’s the difference?”
Is hilarious when put into good context. Diff yo.

Guy 1: Why are you eating a bagel? We have donuts in the fridge.
Guy 2: Diff yo.

by —Peanut February 17, 2020

Differently Pretty

A term used to avoid being a dick when asked about an ugly woman.

Don't call Hilda ugly,just say she's differently pretty.

by Bigrick9 May 28, 2020

Diff

A term used in character based shooters to express that one user of the character is better than the other.

*Jett player 1 aces*
Jett: HAH! You should have seen your faces!
Jett player 1: Jett diff
Sage player: Jett diff
Reyna player: Jett diff
Omen player: Jett diff
Jett player 2: :(

by ColdCoralSalad April 12, 2021