dingle-john

When your cell phone rings in your back pocket and because of the precise positioning of the phone in your pocket and the correct ring mode of vibrate and the exact genre of underwear, a pleasing vibration of the scrotum occurs.

Dude, did you just call me?

Yeah.

It produced a wonderful dingle-john.

Oh Yeah?

Thank You.

by Dinglebob Dentist March 25, 2008

Dingle Dumbass

Someone who is beyond a dumbass. Thier intelligence is equivelent to the clinging fecal matter against your buttchecks. Used to refer to people who are intentionally stupid to gain attention.

J.C.-Did she just walk into the door?
Mike-Yea, but shes hot.
J.C.-She's such a fucking Dingle Dumbass

by daniroo March 24, 2009

Dangleskank

A hippie innovation evolved out of Kalamazoo, MI. Created when jazzy tones and funky beats drop, the danglers attempt a skanking motion. They may lift a leg, throw a kick, and shimmy, but expect it to be a delayed reaction. It is becomming the new dance phenomenon among the dangeling population!

"Look at that gypsy dangleskank!"
"Sunny is dangleskanking the night away!"

by the bee's knees February 4, 2010

danglefork

a. the lacrosse stick

a. "yo bro hand me ma danglefork, lets lax it up a notch"

by garglenaut September 11, 2011

dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.

Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."

by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011

Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012