drewing

when you do not talk to girls (from a man state of view) for a long period of time.

He is drewing a lot lately so I have come to think he might be homo sexual

by THAMAN01 April 16, 2009

Social Darwinism

The pseudoscience of choice for ignorant people that hate poor people and hippies.

Social Darwinism has a much scientific backing as crystals and anti vaxxers.

by Darwinmisunderstood June 7, 2017

Darwinianed

The most epic "I'm fucked" situation you'll get. To the extremity of being screwed.

Man 1: I stole some of my friends diamonds and found out he's gay with me! He said if I didn't tickle his ass then and there he'd get me locked up. Then my wife walked into his open front door and saw us!
Man 2: Ha, seems you're seriously darwinianed, you queer.

by Cobelt April 3, 2010

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

Derpine

A measure of 'derpiness', or rediculousness. Not precisely defined, and ample for hyperbole.

This meme is rated about 100,000 derpines.

by MotlovCocktail December 14, 2016

DerpinaDD

Someone who is the biggest twat on earth

Fuck off you DerpinaDD

by DerpinaDDD June 12, 2018

Darwins

A black male who enjoys food. Like REALLY enjoys food. Shits way too much because he has diarrhea. Due to this disorder he clogs the toilet way too much which leads to angry housekeeping at Neptune 157. His hair looks like the curly pasta noodles and you can tell he does not ever run. He loves his cookies and tacos. Leads his own church choir every Sunday. Denies that he has any relationship to the cookie monster. He loves the movie Frozen as he loves fairy princesses.

Did you see that boy eat? He is truly a Darwins.

by fartman124 October 4, 2018