decklan

A cute and/or sometimes outgoing person (usually a guy) who loves to play videogames. He/she has blond(e) hair and blue eyes and glasses, as well as a pair of yoga pants for ultimate gaming experience.

he or she is a total nerd.

Dude, did you meet that decklan kid last night? Man, he knew his stats in WoW.

by maslove August 19, 2011

Declaw

To say something that will shut someone up who’s being catty.

“If that receptionist says one damn thing about my hair, I will declaw her ass so fast.”

"If she starts getting catty, just say something about her husband leaving her for another woman. That'll declaw her in a second."

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Declan

Fatass, loses in games all the times, an uncultured swine

DECLAN SUCKS!

by TheBiggestOfBois May 29, 2018

The Declaration of Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government.

Thats is the hole The Declaration of Independence

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

declan

a guy who cant touch he's toes.

Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan

by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017

declan

A funny god, but also ugly and dumb with a micro-peen

Declan is so funny but he looks like shrek

by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

Pulling a Declan

When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.

1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."

2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."

3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"

Person 2: "Totally."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018