Dangerously Stupid

Being so stupid that your dangerous

Guy 1: Hey, how is school coming?
Guy 2: Ah, bad man. I got kicked out of college. They said I was Dangerously Stupid

by Acceptable67 March 7, 2011

dangerously cheesy

When something is both cheesy and dangerous. Refers to the Cheetos commercials starring the lovable Chester Cheetah, which promoted snacks that were "dangerously cheesy."

Bobby Evans: Then the redneck dad goes "Oh, that's right, I let your brother borrow the truck."
Davo: That joke was so cheesy.
Bobby Evans: Dangerously cheesy.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Darcer

Australian variant of Dosser. Lazy good for nothing.

That dude is such a darcer, all he does at work is surf the internet

by dkny07 June 25, 2009

stranger danger

Used when you are creeped out by a strange guy trying to dance on you, talk to you, or are just staring across the room and you can see them the whole time. Yell this phrase when you need help or as a hint to get the hell away we can see you.

"STRANGER DANGER!!! That creep ass wont stop trying to freak dance on me!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

by crystal+alexis+alisha June 20, 2008

Chelsea Dagger

A Chesea Dagger is a broken bottle used as a knife or stabbing weapon.
You hold for example a beer bottle at its neck and smash it into a chair or table so that the sharp edges can be used to stab someone.

Sometimes used by drunk footballfans therefor the name.

Mike got into a fight at the pub last night. He got stabbed three times by this london prick using a chelsea dagger!

by SkinnyNorris May 25, 2011

Danger! High Voltage!

"Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room, and their sexual parts light up throughout the video. Very interesting concept, but bizarre nonetheless.

Fire in the disco...fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the disco...fire in the gates of Hell!
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire...it's my desire

Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch...when we kiss!

by crazyrabbits August 9, 2006