Danish Coupon

Probably the most fantastic thing on the face of the earth. It is so fantastic that you can't even explain what it is to a person that isn't awesome enough to know what it is.

That's a danish coupon

by Danish Coupon February 28, 2009

Danish Cherry

When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.

So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?

by Kpkillar January 5, 2009

danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus

It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out

by Jigglybins October 9, 2016

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

Danichi

Danichi is a very based woman.

Danichi, you're based

by I'm a based person June 9, 2021

muhammad ammar danish

He's the most handsome guy you'll meet . Love his friends so much . Always act fool/cool but deep inside his heart, he actually care. Rarely makes joke but once he make it you'll laugh so hard. maybe he'll annoyed you but when he's not around , you'll miss him .

muhammad ammar danish look so match with nurinnn awww

by yennnhehe March 3, 2023

Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011