speaks badly about others
their negative
lacks compassion
constantly has drama going on
lie to you
talk more than you listen
play the victim
lose their temper
they have to be right
treat others poorly
are self-obsessed
insist on controlling you
their negative
lacks compassion
constantly has drama going on
lie to you
talk more than you listen
play the victim
lose their temper
they have to be right
treat others poorly
are self-obsessed
insist on controlling you
by damienobrien22 June 18, 2019

Bob: "BALLS IN A DAMIEN!"
Joe: "u good bobber?"
Bob: "they canceled my favorite show, 'Joueho Mimana'!"
Joe: "that's sussy baka"
Joe: "u good bobber?"
Bob: "they canceled my favorite show, 'Joueho Mimana'!"
Joe: "that's sussy baka"
by juoemama August 26, 2022

by Assmuncher57 July 27, 2025

Dick like a mushroom. All head no shaft. A huge beefy arse. Like out of proportion to the rest of him. Smells faintly of urine being masked by Old Spice. His breath smells like he brushes his teeth with dog turds. Collects tea spoons on his travels.
by Wolfie74 January 20, 2022

A sad stalker who gaslights people into thinking he's being stalked because the snot nosed kid who's mother didn't care about him is still very much in the driver's seat with this one. He also has a "secret" speed addiction.
by Finalgirl1 May 7, 2025

Damien is literally the most perfect boy you will ever meet. He’s hilarious, cute, and such a goof. A damien will always put himself before others. Damiens are overall perfect and great boyfriends 😉
by factssszzz October 20, 2019

Oh! It couldn't be? Am I? Noo....
Hym "It couldn't POSSIBLY be that, like the Homelander, I am also Damien Wayne? No... That couldn't be the case... Hey, wait, what's the timeline on that? If so... That technically makes me the greatest writer of all time! I'm a prerequisite text! Hooray!! Better than everyone!!!!!"
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
