douche

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

by p naz March 13, 2004

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003

douche

To soak or wet something or someone.

Bro, you totally douched me with your frickin beer!

by Alex1 June 16, 2006

douche

*Something I stick up my puss to clean it.
*Can be a person who is pissing you off.
*or a guy who won't fuck you when you want him to.
*WHen your friend buys a shirt that you want and its the last one She is considered a douche.

*your mom when she is pissing you off
*anything you want to call a douche is a douche
*I am HORNY!!!!!

by RedneckHunny92 April 18, 2006

Douche

1) Twat cleansing liquid
2) Wanktard living above a convenience store
3) Classless, gay shocker recipient who says stupid shit in public
4) Bar star who can't keep his mouth shut

That douche was talking shit about my mom.

Honey, pass the douche, I think I have another yeast infection.

by JORGOR January 3, 2008

douche

When you find some Pot somewhere and you forgot that you had it.

"Holy Shit man, check it out, i found some douche in my pocket, lets go smoke it..."

by www.the-misc.com March 2, 2004

Douche'

A man who is as useless to women's health as an actual douche. A man who needs women for ego stroking, but whines about them. A man who chooses to use in South East Asia as the women there tells him he is clever and his english is very good despite it being his first tongue. A man who does not go on real dates because they are not as a sure thing as hiring a whore. A man who is afraid of smart women. A man who think bar girls and everyday girls are treated similarly.. A man who understands is just exceptional because he is in Asia.

That black poet in Hong Kong is a total douche'

by Molokko October 11, 2012