Doush Wack

When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!

This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?

by MCE4U March 6, 2010

Doushless

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.

Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless

by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010

Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool

What the hell is Douschelord doing here?

by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010

doushcock

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.

"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."

by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011

Domusimoteraphilia

An uncommon fetish involving the use of either the Goth or 'Emo' subculture in a domestic environment, doing chores such as cooking food or washing the dishes. And yes, you would prefer for him to keep his apron on.

"Aww, 'X' was so cute when he was doing the dishes!"
"...
Isn't he chronically depressed or something?"
"I'm a domusimoteraphiliac."
"Oh. Well then."
*awkward silence*

by ChemIisan November 22, 2011

Douschenozzle

A person that emanates Dousche from every aspect of their being.

That guy is such a douschenozzle

by potatoes123456789 November 12, 2011