Dickalage

\de.ka.laʒ\ "dick" + "décalage"

1. A portmanteau used to express the temporary emotional jetlag felt when first being away from one's partner.

2. Emotional gap, discrepancy caused by separation.

3. (time) Confusion from being on a schedule that is different from when with one's partner.

Ever since I came back from my trip to visit him, I've had a strong feeling of dickalage because I just miss him so much.

by SexyWordsSmith September 22, 2023

lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009

urban dicking

When you're completely bored out of your mind and have nothing else to do but read through urban dictionary.

Jim: what are you doing tonight Suzie?

Suzie: Nothing I am so fucking bored I will probably just be urban dicking all night.

by SuzzieQQ December 9, 2013

Boob Dialing

N. Boob dialing occurs when one has one's cell phone very close to one's boobs, and when one (or perhaps both) boob/s manage to hit "send" and therefore dials someone's number. Akin to butt dialing, except with the boob/s instead. Considerations: Perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, "boobdialing".

"Mom, why do you have all these missed calls? Have you been boob dialing people again?!"

by Lexiconlover September 22, 2014

maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.

"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"

by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016

brillo dicking

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.

It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.

by lameracist April 8, 2017