Dilf

Daddy i'd like to fuck.

Seriously,, how do you guys mess this definition up?? It isnt hard?

Noun

Its like a milf,, which means the same thing except the M is for "mom" and D is for "Dad" ((obviously)). Its an older man you are interested in fucking. See daddy issues for more information on this subject.

"Omg gorl,, the Algebra II teacher is totally a dilf!!"

by Ms. Neckbeard July 17, 2018

dilf

aka Niall Horan, a sexy Irish man who has the power to make you throb just by a single stare. not only does he have an incredibly sexy face but he has a massive dump truck for a bum, so hard to resist smacking it. everyone would get down on their knees for a taste of Niall he’s a literal god. Niall please have all of our children.

Niall Horan is such a dilf, I’m down bad for Niall Horan.

by definitelynotniallhoran January 21, 2021

Dilf

Dad I love to fuck

Page; Girl that hat on him was so sexy, I need to hook up with that Dilf.
Candace: How many kids does he have?
Page: 1 mabey 2, IDK, I just herd he was a dad. There more prepared in life. Hey, men call us Milf's!
Candace: Your right. Only fare we get to want a Dilf too!

by arrhenotoky/lookitup October 25, 2009

filf / dilf

variations on the ever-imposing MILF we all know.
filf is a female i'd like to fuck, dilf is a dick i'd like to fuck; something a girl can say about any guy she can't get her ugly hands on , but really wants to fuck badly.

aha, gotcha!... katie you're not callin' me again your dilf ! see, i thought i was older than your mom.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fritzl.

Did you see Jame's little girl Annessa? Now that is a dilf I'd like to lock in my basement!

by Johan Fritzl August 13, 2008

DILF

Down syndrome id like to fuck

Oh man did you see that DILF

by Scotte Owen December 18, 2018

DILF

dad I'd like to fuck; hot, attractive male with children that you would like to fuck.

I really don't care that Craig has 2 kids, I'd still do him...like he's such a DILF!

by DMoneyMillions July 15, 2010