A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.
by Nib_Nob October 3, 2018
Get the Curtismug. by PastelSour September 10, 2023
Get the serving curtismug. by TheLegitBoss44 November 22, 2021
Get the CURTISmug. A specific individual who is both sexy and charming. He can effortlessly lighten your mood and make even the grumpiest girl smile. He loves all types of music and breaks out into adlib raps that rival the original lyrics. He is strong, kind, and hotheaded. He likes to tease and flirt but becomes adorably awkward when faced with "sexy time". He will knock you off your feet and try to catch you before you fall. He is a Purty Curty or Curty 2 Purty
by Chriche0207 January 15, 2022
Get the Curty 2 Purtymug. When you go over to a grinder dates house and rub your nose in their ass right after they shit then smear it on the walls writing how you hate them. Then after you don’t help anyone clean it and complain about how they clean it.
by Chill Bro it’s okay December 6, 2023
Get the Dirty Curtymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025
Get the Curtis "'50 Cents'" Jackson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
Get the Curtismug.