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Cliff Curtis 

The most versitile actor in the world. Of extremly ambiguos ethnic descent. Starring is roles as Maoris, a Colombian drug lord, an Easter Islander, various Americans including FBI agents, Arabs, a Wellington Electricity Trader of Burmese descent and Fire Lord Ozai (although he has lately been heard to vehemently deny that last one was him). While often critically acclaimed for his work he is also known to have short arms and deep pockets, especially when it comes to the weekly round of coffee.
That is one surly looking arabian fire lord. Go Cliff Curtis! It's Uncle Bully Uncle F********ckn Bully! Wait, no, it's that energy trader again. Wellington is a small place.
Cliff Curtis by Uncle Fckn Billy November 6, 2012

Sodapop Curtis 

Sodapop Curtis is a character from the book and movie The Outsiders.

Sodapop Curtis aka the hottest person on the planet is the brother of Darry Curtis and Ponyboy Curtis.

He always wears a hat or a blue jacket.

Everybody loves this man and I do as well.
Person: Hey, do you want some soda?
Obsessed Outsider Fan: Wait, did you just say SODA?!
Person: Oh no-
Obsessed Outsider Fan: AS IN SODAPOP CURTIS?!

Bryce "Rice" Curtis 

So I've known this kid since, 6th grade and since then he's been funny, he has a huge ego and is pretty smart

He would always make are Math class laugh at the dumbest things.

Brother has a nice collection of shoes

And a nice style

He's amazing, he is kind and a gentlemen when he wants to be.
Bryce "Rice" Curtis by S.A.V.A.G.E January 19, 2020

Drew Curtis

Founder and leader of Totalfark.com, priorities include beer and exposing his minions to the wonders of the intarweb.
Drew Curtis's first post to Fark.com was a squirrel who was very well endowed.
Drew Curtis by Some TF Guy July 6, 2004

maggie and curtis 

two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.
that couple over there is such a maggie and curtis.

Drew Curtis

A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.

It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.

He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.

Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
"Drew Curtis will turn you from Farklite to TotalFarker for only five bucks a month."
Drew Curtis by Lace Valentine November 20, 2004