cumbersome

awkward shape; either too large or too weighty to carry.

usually assocated with something unwieldly

The artist formally known as Moyesyside has a knob shaped like a kelloggs cornflake box, its very cumbersome

by Sack the Juggler November 22, 2007

Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Let's go to Cumberland Island.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

commercialing

When commercials are playing between a race, game or show.

redneck yell Hey Jimbo, is that race back on yet? nope its still commercialing

by dooad November 26, 2010

commercial break

a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.

- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.

by blyant March 13, 2009

Cumberbatched

To be overtaken and swooned by the perfection that is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Being Cumberbatched will result in the (most likely female) viewer's ovaries exploding and inevitable panty dropping.

I watched Sherlock last night and I was Cumberbatched by his smoky baritone voice.

by kaybeelove December 28, 2010

cumberjack

A class one sexual fetish move. The male tit-fucks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells "timber!" As he ejaculates on her face, he simultaneously poops in her belly button (the log).

I was all ready to cumberjack that chick, but I didn't have to take a poop. What a wasted opportunity.

by OG5 February 9, 2008

cummerbund

A sash worn at the waist in formal events.For use with a tuxedo. Inadvertently sounds silly as hell, too

Dood 1 : LOL that guy looks tight as fuck in his periwinkle cummerbund!

Dood 2 : Yeah he does!

by Vasher00 May 12, 2007