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Whale Wenus Cult

The Whale Wenus Cult (aka WWC) was a cult that formed from Space Croissant’s Discord server (aka Cult of the Croissants). Space Croissant is known to actively participate in Whale Wenus rituals and ceremonies. The WWC worships the wenus of a whale, the skin part of a whale’s elbow. As of 2020, the Whale God is Lucy and the Whale Jesus is Rubiks. The WWC is known to have a reputation of joking around in Space Croissant’s Discord server and making everyone happy. There is a long history of the WWC warring against mods of the server and also other cults such as the Crab Cult and the Sunnie Cult. Lauren and Happy, honored senior members of the cult occasionally hosts Minecraft livestreams in Space Croissant’s Discord server.
You’ve been wenused.
Get wenused!
Whalecum to the Whale Wenus Cult.
You’re such a segsy whale.
by Space Croissant August 14, 2020
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t cult

the t cult. A cult for those who are most t holy. Open to anyone but true followers are the ones who are most t holy. Cursed (uppercase) t is not allowed and is a sin. t cult mantra: t > all t = yes t = life.

complete t cult sin list:

1. saying the cursed uppercase t
2. not worshipping the t gods
3. being anti-t-ist
4. not being a quacct
5. being mean to other people; only the t gods can judge us
t cult associated terms:
1. quacc
2. tea

3. st ic
4. *eats sand*
person 1: t person 2: t person 3: join t cult person 1&2: yes person 3: t person 1&2&3: ttttt
by amnoagrass December 11, 2020
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Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.
Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.
by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022
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The Cow Cult

The Cow Cult (or TCC, not to be confused with True Crime Community) is the name of the collective fandom of popular Stan Twitter YouTuber, Mother Oxen. His channel is one of the fastest-growing channels in the history of YouTube, gaining over 0.00327 million subscribers in a little over a year. The Cow Cult is served more than 3,000 active and retired personnel from all branches of Stan Twitter. The community is named after Mother Oxen, a Barb who established the TCC community after interest from several "Perhaps" memes circling YouTube and Stan Twitter.
"I heard he's part of The Cow Cult."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Haha, no, I heard he worships alternative Cattleism like Skinny Cow or The Laughing Cow."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Chile, I'm pretty sure he's into Chickenism and Mother Hen."
by Cow Member June 16, 2021
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bread cult

Specialists and overseers of truth and enlightenment, we are recognized for the worship and appraisal of BREAD.
For thousands of years, dating back to the earliest eras of invention and survival of the fittest, mankind has produced the most common staple known to man.

Bread.

And thereforth the elements of natue, water, and land (wheat), were mixed and created to a doughy concoction and then set into fire to bake. Thus resulting in hard, sexy bread.

Bread is not only open, accessible, and available to all races and cultures of man, like your mom, but it is also the sole being of food necesities.

It is the proof and evidence that something so simple is so long-lasting and essential. We undergo trainings and daily prayers to appreciate the basic necessities of life and give thanks to the dankest of memes.

Amen.
Yo I was just accepted as an apprentice into the bread cult and yo their cult parties littt it was me and fifty other chicks and we was in the middle of the crowd playing chess, without the chess.

Next thing you know, I woke up in paradise with what looked like nutella smeared on my bread.
by breadcultツ September 6, 2016
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not.a.twink.cult.leader

A user on TikTok who is known for having a Crying kink and is at a long standing rivalry with Official_DavidC4mpC4mp.
Not.a.Twink.cult.leader is a David and Daniel simp with increasingly concerning mental issues.
by Daniel the Cult Leader June 24, 2021
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The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT)

The C.U.L.T.
Affected by the disease of ease, poisoned by the deterioration of all the man-made materials they've chosen to surround themselves with, these zombie-like creatures that are incapable of naturally providing for themselves seek to lay all their problems at the feet of big-daddy-government to be "taken care of".
They've been fully propagandized by the government, it's big tech media arm, and the ever broadening promises from their authoritarian liberal "leaders" of "freeshit" (especially those Biden supplied free crack pipes)
Typical example of how their manufactured-rage filled, smooth brains work - "I don't need truckers, I get my food at the grocery store!"
The City/Urban Liberal Types (CULT) have no idea how to actually survive, and are in some serious deep shit when the solar flare hits.
The CULTs have no business pushing the authoritarian bullshit on real people who make the world go round.
by NorseCrow February 10, 2022
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