Whalecum

The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.

LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM

by Sethyboi January 12, 2011

Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"

by TheGodParty November 10, 2015

Whalecum

It is to welcome a person with tons of "cum}" as a form of greeting.

I will whalecum you.

by 3EDGY5ME DADDY May 8, 2017

Whalecum

When you're having sex, and either you or your partner cum, the other says "Walecum" for making you cum

Justin: Oh fuck baby, I'm so close
Hailey: *Fucks harder* Fuck you like this?
Justin: Y-yes... fuuuuck *cums*
Hailey: Whalecum

by wristsicicle May 20, 2017

whalecum

spelled almost like welcome, and is used instead, to say welcome!

1: congratz!
2: tyty
1: ur whalecum

by GRANZERN February 7, 2009

whalecum

Whalecum meaning Welcome
As in You're Welcome

First Fren: thank you

Second Fren: Whalecum

Bob: Thank you
Judy: Whalecum
Bob: Tasty

by Negative Creep666 March 1, 2015

whalecum

like welcome but cooler ;)
only a few cool ppl say it

person 1: ohhh thanks

Person 2: your whalecum

by yamum!!! August 3, 2011