cryptogasm

The paroxysm of euphoria experienced by unexpectedly rapid crypto currency valuation.

Oh, holy fuck! Ether and XRP are up 40% each in the last 30'days!
Enjoy the cryptogasm! That shit is gonna drop by 75% in the next 3 months.

by YAWA May 13, 2021

Cryptokiddies

A group of young people of "mental maturity" who Christopher from Cryptoland has a crush for.

Also especially allowed on the island of Cryptoland.

"Hi! This is me, Christopher, a crypto degen with a crush for Cryptokiddies."

by amoggydripler January 28, 2022

Cryptomaniac

Someone who is obsessed with cryptocurrencies and actually understands it.

Don't be running your mouth about bitcoins and blockchain around Tess, a cryptomaniac like him will eat you alive!

by cricketusa February 4, 2022

Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptopocalypse

Describing the end of the traditional banking system, where decentralized, immutable, transparent, open source, peer to peer crypto currencies take over the world.

Fiat Inflation is at all time highs, this must be the beginning of the Cryptopocalypse!

by LoriTheLobster February 8, 2022

Cryptocuck

A slur used against NFT makers.

"Hey dude check out this NFT I just made"

"Fucking cryptocuck."

by svnkistt March 8, 2022

Cryptomath

When creatives help generate revenue from the sales of math NFTs for nonprofits to fight world hunger, poverty, and innumeracy around the world.

Ian wants his success in cryptomath to inspire more artists and educators to creatively use math to help raise the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of their fellow citizens.

by Fasters June 2, 2023