Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum

had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets

by aw74 March 10, 2011

Custard

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!

by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010

sweet potato custard

The female Genitalia. Also known as "Pussy".

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.

by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007

tubby custard

A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.

"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"

by hellza joey July 6, 2006

Custard Head

A angry looking red "zit",which is topped with a creamy looking cap,and looks just ripe for a two finger squeeze.

If Johnny's smile was any broader
those "custard heads" on his face would burst into the heavens!

by Mel Well February 11, 2004

custard donut

The aftermath of hard anal sex with a girl (without using lube). When the guy has spilt his custard into her ass and her sphincter is swollen, the custard oozes out creating a custard donut. Optional to get her girlfriend to lick it out.

Man, I give it to her so hard up the ass, then made her friend eat the custard donut.

by Dewey Lo July 20, 2011

Custard

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

by angastifolia June 22, 2011