thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

crumbluits

Biscuits that crumble in your lap. This is according to a Wendy's ad... ya OK Wendy's chick.

I like eating crumbluits. Yes indeed!

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

crumbhead

When someone does something stupid.

You're such a crumbhead, why would you do that?

by Marquis3 September 10, 2016

crumbersome

Being cumbersome as a result of being crummy.

This user interface is so crummy, it's cumbersome. It's crumbersome!

by shieldgenerator7 May 25, 2016

CrumpleCock

A man with a very small and wrinkly penis.

Kevin- "Dude, have you seen Larry's dick?! "
Jordan- "Haha yeah. He has such a crumplecock"

by That one guy lol JRE 502 March 7, 2017

Clumble

A dense, unpicked collection of raspberries at the end of a vine that are particularly ripe and ready to be eaten by a hungry Julian.

"Oh my god, look at that really big clumble way in the back!

by Pooperdiaper October 1, 2017