crooked pene

A slightly bent penis, leaning to one side.

"Hey what's wrong with your cock?"

"It's a crooked pene bitch, just suck on it."

by revan1892 March 13, 2008

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

crookd it

the act of stealing; taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it

As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs

the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".

by Anett November 13, 2011

Chooksie

A term created by a great Trinidadian philosopher. An alternative word for the term "sex" or sexual intercourse.

I'm feeling for chooksie (sex).

by H.Diff December 5, 2011

Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.

Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.

by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019