-Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 20, 2021
An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 06, 2022
An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 06, 2022
The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.
by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023
the smell that emanates from your feet after wearing slipper crocs without socks for a long period of time.
by jamin4321 October 05, 2015
He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst
You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...
by Carlton Hammonds February 07, 2021
A Malikie-ism to describe his terrible taste in footwear gone wrong, wronger than just plain crocs even.
" I have a sloppy croc, but that's my fault for having such crap taste in footwear in the first place"
by The Weather Beaver October 28, 2017