Verb, To crotch croc is to flash ones vagina to the public when not wearing underwear. Usually by way of media exposure in a public forum.
Steve: "dude did you hear about Brittany Spears?"
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
Richard: "Crotch Croc again?"
Steve: "Totally"
Richard: "Nice..."
by Dr. Fox 23 March 9, 2009

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

YouTuber who made by far the shittiest Elon r u ok video. Also makes Fortnite videos if that weren’t worse enough
by RedoCrazy May 13, 2022

by nut12meg November 15, 2009

by crocslover September 5, 2019

Croc
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