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Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
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Critical

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.
Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude
by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021
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blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build
That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips
by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024
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Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.
Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!
by pandaow September 25, 2020
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dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances
person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic
by tykirby April 28, 2020
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critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!
mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!
by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018
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Critical shot

A situation when you are boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, man. Why are you so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I had a critical shot with my bae and when I pulled out my scholng, it was fully covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 25, 2020
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