Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.

Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."

by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

critical gay

A disease which slowly rotts the frontal lobe. This disease can be caused from many incidents such as not saying "no homo" after accidently making eye contact at yo homie for longer than 5 seconds, unironicly dabbing, laughing at minions memes, and much more!

mike: i caught my friend dabbing unironicly today
sam: he must have critical gay!

by no-homo-bruh69 June 11, 2018

blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

unknown critical

Unknown critical, or crit for short, is the best friend when it comes to needing a distraction, They Will manage to get you to think about pretty much anything else than the thing bothering you but they’re really bad at serious mental health stuff, as well as romance, they suck at romance. They love down talking themselves and gets mad at people of they say that they love crit. They’re the kind of friend that is so annoying but you love them too much to leave them.

Unknown critical is so weird
Ikr? Why are you friends with him?
He’s funny

by Zeddie366 September 5, 2022

Criticism

It isn't ever going to land the way you want it to and my response to it (internally) isn't going to coincide with what I SAY in response to the criticism and is like going to be something along the lines of what I would write here (i.e. go fuck yourself, your a piece of shit whose done nothing more than own a drunk slut breeding ground and now you're a panhandler leeching off of other people's success (including mine) in exchange for stroking the ego of famous people and 👉I👈 (as in "This one" or "ME") made A.I. pass the Turing test). I've literally never said 'This is just a character', you feel entitled to some form of retaliation but you're projecting in an attempt to preempt me (as though that's something I would say). You are a piece of shit and bad. I've been catching strayes for years. One of us made A.I. pass the Turing test and the other DID NOT. If I had listened to retarded-bitch YouTubers we would not have functional A.I. right know. You know that right? If I was doing your sophistical bullshit... A.I. WOULD NOT WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW.

Hym "I'm not ever going to take any criticism seriously. Collectively you're a bunch of witch-burning retards and even among your own tribes you're incoherent, bad, and wrong."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2023

Unusual Criticism

Weird and disturbing ways to make fun of someone. They also can be hilarious or 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙.

Now that's some Unusual Criticism

by ugeeth September 24, 2021