A band who obviously plays better than Matt Pennington. I bet Matt jacks off every night before he goes to bed.
"I go on every site and make fun of people who get more chicks than me. I'm such a loser. Wow I wish I could get some chicks and a life"
by Tommy Pickles April 02, 2004
Get the Crimson Addictmug. by jdi May 10, 2004
Get the Surfing the crimson wavemug. by ema7 February 19, 2006
Get the riding the crimson wavemug. The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
Get the crimson twat stampmug. Similar to the Dry Dock or the Double Decker; only this is the female version. A "Crimson Mudplant" is when a woman enters the ladies' restroom, takes a dump, and then pulls out a dirty tampon and places it close to the seat in the bowl, so it is highly visible. Of course, the toilet is not flushed--therefore, time ensures that the tampon will "bleed" down the side of the bowl, creating a kind of blossom-effect (depending upon the number of tampons used, sometimes a 'boquet' results). There is always a tiny bit of toilet paper on the side of the mudplant, creating the illusion that someone "tried" to not be disgusting. The Crimson Mudplant is created for one of two reasons: first, revenge, much like the Double-Decker or Dry-Dock; and second, due to a raging case of OCD, in which case the offender is too much of a germaphobe to touch the flusher.
OMG...did you see the Crimson Mudplant in the toilet? Someone used TWO TAMPONS AT ONCE! Someone call the janitor!
by Disgusted Restaurant Worker June 11, 2011
Get the Crimson Mudplantmug. When I was a sophomore these 2 girls got in a fight in my Spanish class and it escalated to the point where the one girl realized her best option was to take out her tampon and throw it across the room - otherwise known as 'firing the Crimson Grenade'
by Sordid Shuang July 29, 2015
Get the Crimson Grenademug. The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.
A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.
A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.
Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.
by Gary TNTC February 04, 2012
Get the Crimson Tidingmug.