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Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.
If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.
by smackie August 30, 2005
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Mad Crisp

(2006) An exagerated form of crisp or xtreme.

1. (adj) Very Cool, on the edge, hip, fashionable.

2. (adj) X-treme, intense (to the max/ x-factor). Used to describe something that is so xtreme, it is past it.

3. (adj) Crispy
1. Man, that shirt is mad crisp dawg.

2. Dude, that was base jumping trip we took to Mt. Everest was mad crisp. Especially when you fought off those monkey pirates with lazers at 10000 feet.

3. This waffle is mad crisp. How long did you leave it in the toaster for?
by Val and Monica November 8, 2008
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dick cramp

An annoying person that insults people for no reason
John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp
by Potato rapist April 26, 2014
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The dirty crime boy

second worst thing to happen to those orphans
by The dirty crime boys January 21, 2021
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crip cannon

The "crip cannon" is a Ruger KMK-512 .22(since 22 cal rounds are extremly cheap).
It is the official side arm of the crips (community restoration in progress) in Hanover England.
These are usually supplied to the by the IRA (Irish Republican Army) since most fire arms are illegal in the UK.
Rupert:Yo Reginald I need to get a crip cannon.
Reginald:Ok I'll talk to the IRA lads and see if I can work something out.
Reginald:Ok thanks
by Ron Cassinger September 23, 2005
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tiajuana crime scene

A Tiajuana Crime Scene is a combination of a Dirty Sanchez and a Hot Carl. It is very risky and few have ever pulled it off.
"I woke up this morning in the middle of a Tiajuana Crime Scene. If I had a dollar for everytime that happened..."
by Cassiebeth182 July 21, 2006
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Cromp

To beat up a person or a thing in an intense fashion.
This is where Jeffery cromps that dude!
by Slarson514 November 30, 2018
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