Creepy old dude

Young person's term for anyone over 40 attempting to have sex, especially if the young person is jealous of their apparent success.

"Check out that creepy old dude at the bar with the hot Latina chick! WTF? He must be loaded!"

by HCUser October 28, 2006

Creamy Willy

This is basically the same as a Wet Willy except you do it no handed with your cock while cuming in her ear.

After I crammed it in her cram hole, I pulled out and gave her such Creamy Willy she had to use a box of Q-tips to clean it out.

by Grimmy October 23, 2006

creepy treehouse

A place online that adults build with the intention of luring kids in.

Its totally creepy treehouse that Professor Jones wants me to be his mySpace friend.

by John Krutsch April 20, 2008

Creamy-Deuce

The sum product of taking a massive shit followed by a subsequent jerk-off session without flushing in between.

"I was halfway to a creamy-deuce the other day when I got a cramp in my balls"

by MISTAH MOH JOH RAHSIN April 15, 2010

Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.

Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.

by Vocatus May 25, 2012

Creasy

A greasy slut, used to replace someones first name e.g. creasy massam, or creasy tucker, or creasy stubous

Shut up creasy stubous

by darkpark123 August 17, 2011

creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.

I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!

by KeemisDad January 11, 2017