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crayon crunchers

A crayon cruncher is a name given to the lowest class in De la Salle high school.
There average day consists of 3 crayons in the morning. A lick of the window at lunch. And a small nap before going home to play minecraft.
I'm covering the crayon crunchers today, so I'll probably have my work cut out for me!!
by Irish Boi October 20, 2017
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porcelain crayon

"Dude, I just wrote your name with a porcelain crayon." (Took a crap)
Stains in the toilet bowl were left by a porcelain crayon.
His teeth look like he has been chewing on a porcelain crayon.
by Kory W. February 12, 2008
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Every crayon in the box

An “every crayon in the boxkind of guy is someone who is called gay
Brad is an every crayon in the box type of guy

Yeah, He’s an every crayon in the box type of guy
by Kermit loves u 69 June 3, 2019
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Crusty Crayola Crayon

CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!"

"Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
by Dadalynn June 3, 2019
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Crayon Shin-Chan

A scary show on Adult Swim. Somehow it passes as anime when it is more like that fake Sailor Moon like anime.
The mother on "Crayon Shin-Chan" scares the shit out of me.
by Roki August 30, 2006
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Pink Crayon

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody
Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016
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crayon box

1. a thing you put crayons in
2. a really annoying person who follows you around every and even when you walk away they follow/stalk you
3. a person who thinks they are awesome but they are a huge dick.
1. Put the crayons in the crayon box
2. OMG she wont stop follow us around, she is such a crayon box!
3. And that makes her a huge crayon box!
by TheNamesFinnagin March 7, 2009
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