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Contrary to popular belief - the crapper was not invented by Thomas Crapper - it was invented 50 years before he was born. Thomas crapper was a plumber and he may have installed some. Crapper comes from the English word CRAP which was any discarded refuse, junk, remains, etc. CRAPPER was a term invented by American soldiers during WWI who were stationed in England.
My tummy hurts - I must get rid of some crap. May I please use your crapper?
by BiggerBunny August 13, 2009
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Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.
by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018
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work crapper

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.
by Maggie April 19, 2005
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waffle crapper

A girl that is so hot she could crap on a plate of your waffles, and you would forgive her -- you might even get turned on by it. The term is also meant to show contempt for waffle crappers who use their waffle-crapper-ness to take advantage of guys.
Our waitress took a sip of my drink before she brought it to the table. If she wasn't such a waffle crapper, I'd probably be upset.
by Leroy of the Lame Ingineers November 29, 2004
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crApp

Hey man. Have you seen that CrApp "HandyRandy" by Stevens Creek Software.
by TechnicallyReality August 4, 2008
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Crappé

A coffee beverage styled after one that would cost $4.00 at Starbucks or a similar restaurant, but is made with concentrated instant coffee instead of espresso shots. Derived from the word 'crappy'. This beverage is usually consumed by cheap and/or busy college students.
Billy was getting drowsy trying to finish his o-chem, so he made himself a crappé between problem sets.
by squareforceone November 16, 2009
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Crapper Snapper

The Crapper Snapper is an act performed during sexual intercourse, and is only possible while in the position popularly known as "doggy-style." The individual who is behind (the "giver" to the "receiver," as it were) takes a rubber-band and pulls it back as far as he (or she, in the event of a strap-on situation) can and snaps the anus of the receiver, thenceforth referred to as the Crapper-Snapped. The point of the Crapper Snapper is three-fold. 1. Maximum disrespect. 2. You must try to stay inside of the Crapper-Snapped's orifice for as long as you can. 3. Fun.
Bob: "I'm going to break up with my girlfriend today, she's so annoying. How can I get her off my case?"
John: "Dawg you need to give that bitch a Crapper Snapper. You snap that woman's crapper and she ain't ever gonna wanna talk to you again, you dig?!"
Bob: "Thanks, man! I'm going to go screw her doggy-style right now!"
by Big D E March 6, 2014
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