Brother Cousin

A biological cousin that also like a brotherly figure to you.

He is my brother cousin.

by thisisntthekrustykrabs April 26, 2022

Irish Cousin

A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.

So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?

Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.

by Bobby Bob's house of bobsNbobs February 01, 2020

cousin fucker

Someone who has sex with or marries their cousin or other close relations.

That nasty woman had sex with her husband's brother. What a cousin fucker.

by cherls November 14, 2008

Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

by rexcars27 April 23, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

Demarcus Cousins- Being 5th cousins with another human being so therefore that means your DEMARCUS COUSINS.

Since we are 5th cousins that means ware demarcus cousins

by JUDATRON March 06, 2022

Bed Cousin

Two individuals who happen to have slept with the same person. Prevelant in the straight community, rampant in the gay.

Mike and Brian discovered in conversation that they have both slept with __________ (insert name here). Mike and Brian are "bed cousins".

by Adunning September 30, 2007

pseudo-cousin

a person whose family has known your family for an extremely long time and whose history you know so well you might as well be related (even though you technically aren't).

Amy's parents grew up with her best friend Kate's parents, so Kate and Amy are pseudo-cousins.

by busrider May 17, 2007