Courtney

a sweet caring person who will do things to make others happy at the cost of her own happiness. Lives by saying as long as the ones she loves are happy, she's happy. Usually incredibly cute but not hot. kind of weird and peppy in a cute way. also can be very naive or extremely mature depending on the situation. Can read even the smallest and most hidden emotions on people. Knows a lot about love and can give awesome advice except when it comes to her own love situations.

"That girl is so sweet and naive! She is such a courtney!"

by Koboshi&Hanon September 30, 2009

Courtney

A girl who is really short and her personality is bigger than her. She is extremely loud and seems rude to people who don't know her. Close friends know she's actually a really caring person but gets annoyed easily by other people. Once you get her to open up you will find that she is really funny and loves to laugh at her own stupidity. She has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyelashes. She loves sports, especially football. If you play football, it's a major plus and she will probably fall in love with you. Everyone loves Courtney and wants to be her friend once you get to know her. All of the guys want her. So ladies better watch out because she'll steal your man.

Me: I choose that guy
Courtney: I choose the one with the six pack and blonde hair

Me: You can have him, if get the one with the nice arms

by Jabucbsc February 13, 2014

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

courtesan

A synonym for prostitute employed by upperclass clients. Basically, a nicer term for whore used in the 1500's-1800's.

A lot of European kings had longtime courtesans in addition to their wives.

by loltapir April 2, 2009

Courtesy Clench

When someone attempts and fails at performing a donkey punch, the reciever tightens their orifice in honor of the effort given by the donkey puncher.

Rob tried donkey punching me last night, but the dumbass hit my shoulder. I gave him a courtesy clench just to make the poor bastard feel better.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 12, 2010

courtesy tap

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth

"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."

by xtrahotnspicy October 25, 2009

Courtnee

Courtnee is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, gorgeous, funny, and every minute spent with her is wonderful. Anytime you have a problem she'll always be there to help and anytime your down she'll be there to pick you up. Your a very lucky person if you find her, once you get to know her your life will never be the same. Your happy when your with her and when shes gone just the thought of her will brighten your day.

Guy1: Who is Courtnee?

Guy2: Read the definition on Urban Dictionary!

Guy1: Urban Dictionary is awesome! I'll check it out.

by Chipmunkwashere July 6, 2009